Tuesday, August 21, 2007

BOOGIE DOWN volume THREE

Camp Lo - BLACK NOSTALJACK a.k.a. COME ON
"Always move like that one time for y'all (you get fly)...get fly...get fly..."

Kanye West, Rakim, Nas & KRS ONE - CLASSIC (DJ Premier remix)
"Can’t buy this, superflyness, like a shyness, your highness..."

N.E.R.D. - LAPDANCE
"I'm an outlaw (I'm an outlaw)...quick on the draw (quick on the draw)...somethin' you've never seen before (never seen)..."

The Notorious B.I.G. - ONE MORE CHANCE (remix)
"I'm clockin ya, Versace shades watchin ya...once ya grin, I'm in game, begin..."

Shock G - CHERRY FLAVA'D EMAIL
"Thank you for the cherry flava'd email...see how, seems the world is lovin' me now...meanwhile, the time is right...divine light shines and it's catchin' me now..."

Tony Touch featuring Total - I WONDER WHY (HE'S THE GREATEST DJ)
"Me and you one on one with the music...play the hot shit that makes ya just lose it..."

Masta Ace - BKLYN MASALA
"On out first date knocked on the door around 8...when she came down she smelled good and looked great...she had the tight Frankie D'z on, white on white ones...a pink bubble goose and pink bubblegum, I'm like: DAMN!!!..."

Lordz Of Brooklyn featuring Everlast - THE BROOKLYN WAY
"Step by step and day by day...spread love cause it's the Brooklyn way..."

Outkast featuring Sleepy Brown - THE WAY YOU MOVE
"I like the way you move...I like the way you move (Woooo)...I love the way you move...I love the way, I love the way..."

The Pussycat Dolls featuring Snoop Dogg - BUTTONS
"I show you how it go down, yeah, I wanna go down, me and you, one on one, treat you like a show down..."

A Tribe Called Quest - DA BOOTY
"MC from now til I get a frown...shake that ass girl because you world renowned..."

Twista - SLOW JAMZ (Collipark remix)
"Come with me and sip on some hella good champagne...you aint know Twista can work it like the Whispers...hit the stop light, get into some Isaac..."

J Dilla featuring Common & D'Angelo - SO FAR TO GO
"Let go, and let me live inside you...what your mouth don’t say, baby your thighs do..."

Blackstreet featuring Dr.Dre & Queen Pen - NO DIGGITY (remix)
"I can't get her out of my mind (wow)...I think about the girl all the time (wow wow)..."

Alicia Keys - IF I AIN'T GOT YOU (Black Eyed Peas remix)
"Some people want it all but I don't want nothing at all...if it ain't you baby...if I ain't got you baby..."

Brother Ali - FAHEEM
"I ain't never met a child quite like you...words don't suffice for me to describe you...you have a genuine goodness inside you...I watch you and wonder if I was ever like you...it's me and you brother for life...so when you put me in the ground look for me in the clouds...you make me the definition of proud...taught me what this life is really about..."

Montell Jordan featuring LL Cool J - GET IT ON TONITE (remix)
"My baby mad fly, honey hold me down..."

Sunday, August 19, 2007

I'm MELLOW like JELL-O, cool like LEMONADE

I know. Shut it. It's been a minute. The blogs are not as frequent as they once were. Is it because I have fallen into a deep depression because Lily Allen has cancelled her Seattle show next month? No. Is it because Amy Winehouse is almost destined to do the same thing? No. Is it because Jessica is sittin' on DUBS and I'm not? No. The fact of the matter is, there really is NO solid, concrete reason. It is what it is. But make no mistake about it - the kid is happy. Happier than he's ever been. Can you imagine Max living in Oregon and me being okay and happy about it? ME? HAPPY? About something like THAT? What kind of drugs are you on exactly? It's a potent mix of SOMETHING. Max is not going anywhere. He's still here, in full e-f-f-e-c-t....a smooth operator, operatin' correctly! So we're watching Teen Titans "Big Trouble In Tokyo" this afternoon and Beast Boy is getting hit on by all these Japanese girls (don't get me started on my dad...) and Max turns to me and says "daddy, Beast Boy likes girls...just like me!" Yes. I know. I'm got my hands full. Please don't make me have to have "the talk" with him at age 7. I'm just sayin'. The mannequins at Macy's are feeling awfully violated right about now. That's my boy...HOLLA!!!! I'd like to shout out the Vegas posse right now who will be returning to Seatown tomorrow, destined to become stars of The Hills next season. PEOPLE!! Slot, slot and don't stop. If your soul loves the sun, money slot on. 1-2 and ya don't stop. I was going through some of my containers full of stuff over the weekend and came across a gem which leads me to my next shout out. Flatline & The Funky Beats at the fair in Anchorage...I'm guessing 94 or 95...somewhere in there. T.C. on guitar, Pat on bass and The Warrior Of Chaos (whut up?!!?) on those damn BEATS...the man is an animal. We tore through 4 or 5 songs as I recall, none lasting more than 3 minutes cause that's how we did and how we doo. Anyways, through the beauty of the Passat having a cd and a tape player, I'll check it out tomorrow morning on the way to work and see how it holds up. Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for YEARS. The horse show was shut down for 2 weeks. I think it's re-opening on Wednesday. NEIGH! NEIGH!! Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. I shelled out the dough for a Lordz Of Brooklyn t-shirt last night - only 250 printed up - limited edition by Mr.Kaves. (want one? yeah ya do. go to www.lordzofbrooklyn.com) Still planning a trip to Brooklyn off in the future to have him hook me up with a Flatline tattoo, cause dammit, that's how I DOO. woo woo woo woo! Happy birthday T!! The wishes weren't late (hell, they were early) but reading this now it may appear like I'm slippin'. Nope. Never that. I'm tryin' not to lose my head. Max is talking in his sleep right now...either that, or it would translate into "muthafuckin' dad, stop ya noisy ass typing, I'm tryin' to catch my zed's...shit!!" I love my boy. To all the parents reading this - cheers. It is not an easy gig sometimes, always challenging, yet FOREVER rewarding. Ever miss someone sooo much that it hurts? I'm just sayin'. Resurrect the god through birth best believe. Still with me? Follow me-follow me-follow me-follow me but don't lose ya grip. I'm gonna end it off here and go in search of mad zed's...but if you need to call me at 3:30 in the morning I won't be mad at cha. On the real to real, stay fly....F to the L to the Y.........