The ANSWER is D) ALL OF THE ABOVE

Warning. The following blog contains explicit thoughts and ideas. It may also talk about your mother. Readers weak of heart may want to turn back now or read one of my previous blogs where I babble about nothing. There's many to chose from, but for now, THIS. You biz-otches. You tricks. You silly ass hookers. The last time I checked we were not in the 4th grade. If you got something to say, come out and say it. I spend more time with these biz-otches than I do with Max, so either A CHANGE GONNA COME or I got to go. T and M will echo (no, not Ecko) my statements in dolby surround sound to make your eardrums pop. Really? Really?! Really. A shout goes out to Stacie who is back from NYC and continues to be one of the funniest people I've come across in recent years and is the one person on the planet who doesn't have a blog, but absolutely SHOULD. (I believe that was a run-on sentence. My apologies) One day, I hope to have a keg in my garage. For now, I just roll with the Absolut Mandarin and some oj. Delicious. Refreshing. Shake dat azz but watch ya self! So you thought I was done with my little rant about the biz-otches and the tricks? I'm not done. Did you see me do something? You did? You didn't. Don't fucking yell at me from across the office for some shit I didn't do. Really? REALLY? F dat. You're getting on my damn nerves. Nerves be snappin' like this, that and this and uhh. On Monday I was ol'grumpy bastard. I pushed people away who have always been there for me. That makes me feel bad. They know who they are. I apologize. The leveling out in my life is finally happening, although there's of course other stress that comes along with it. I just want those closest to me to know that I am not ol'grumpy bastard, that if I haven't made time like I used to, it's not a permanent thing. I had 3 random people, not close to me, call me on the dark cloud floating over my head yesterday. I had to shake-shake-shake-shake-shake it off. That was and will be the only time I reference Mariah in one of my blogs. I apologize. I should delete the evidence, but there it is. Alright, so there...there you have it. A peak inside. I feel like a new beginning is finally, finally upon me. It scares me half to death but I think that's okay and completely normal. Oh, and just to re-visit one more biz-otch, I wish I could sit at my desk all day and download iTunes music and IM people constantly. That would be so righteous. Trick. Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge. So how's everybody doing tonight? You good? You cool? Alright then. But are you fly? Gotta be fly, gotta stay fly. Gotta rock-rock and don't stop. I've only had one drink, I swear. Yes, this one is definitely all over the place. Ocean's 13 is opening on Friday. I haven't seen Ocean's 12 but don't really need to. The name Pacino is enough to get me to go see it on the big screen. Word'em up. Oh, and my final rant (I think)...if you know you've done wrong and you have to ask the person you've done wrong if you've done wrong, then you're a trick too. BOO-YA! You're lookin' at her from the rear. Only a couple hip hop quotes in this one kids...Dilated Peoples somewhere near the top and Digital Underground. This blog has become therapy for me. I love it. I was going to a therapist, which I recommend, but this has kinda taken their place and I think that's good and healthy. If I feel like I'm slipping, I can always go back. Did you hear Baird was going to see a therapist? That kid must be ffffucked up MAN! I'm not. I feel like I'm finally getting to be the person who I always knew I could be. I'm proud of myself. I'm the happiest I've been in quite some time and I can't get "Doggystyle" out of my car. BUMP BUMP BUMP. That is also the only B2K reference you'll read in my blog too so enjoy it. Remember Domino? Dude just popped into my head. The Getto Jam is about to slam....I'm so fly, you so fly, gotta get a taste of that Sweet Potatoe Pie! I can take it back to 93 anytime I want. This is my blog, you just read in it. Oh, and I just read that Bob Barker's last show on The Price Is Right will air on June 15th. I might have to take the morning off to watch it or at least get it on tape. Word'em up. WHUTITDOO?! Stay fly..........

D A R K N E S S

Once again it's on.....I mean, really, how could one be expected to write blogs when it's been 80+ degrees the last couple days? As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. What's that?...you haven't watched Goodfellas recently? You might wanna get on that. Every frame of that film is genius...every performance...every shot. Scorsese is a master. Gotta watch Casino again too. For those of you who are sitting around in 80+ degree weather like myself, may I suggest a drink to help you get through it? 7-up, Bacardi Razz, splash of grenadine and a slice of lime. The homie T-Diggy mixed that up for me a summer or two ago and I've been drinking it ever since. Also make sure to have some Coronas with lime on hand as well. You'll thank me for it later. Got together with The Warrior Of Chaos on Thursday at the mighty mighty Easy Street. Wait...I missed my man's birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY to KENNETH J BODENSTEINER. He's 30-something. We both are. Still kickin' it wicked...put you in shock...with political hip hop to make you drop. WHUTITDOO?! Take it back to 94 and 95 on dat azz...Bibulous Carnage in full effect suckaz!!! Ken gave me my shot on college radio and I ran with it back in 93. Was diggin' his mix of anything and everything metal, hip hop, punk, whatever on his show every Wednesday but Alaska, as you can imagine, was lacking in the hip hop department. So with The Warrior Of Chaos pushing me in the right direction, Sawdog hooking me up with the record label contacts, I got busy every Tuesday night from 10 to 1 in the morning, playing some real deal hip hop. One of these days I'll post some of my playlists. Shout out to the Sam man...we got together once again last night, got our drink on, our talk on...always enjoy my time with the man and always enjoy that VSOP. On this Sunday, the lord's day, may I suggest "Doggystyle" by Snoop Doggy Dogg? That shit BUMPS. Bump bump bump. You don't understand what I'm kickin' cause Snoop is on the mic and I gets wicked...FOLLOW ME. I gotta end this off now and head out for some breakfast with the ex and my beautiful boy but get out there...do the damn thing.....every day just keeps getting better and better. Girl they won't believe it. SO fly. Just wanna lay around and listen to some hip hop, some Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul ish. Throw on The Low End Theory and try and tell me it's not one of the best albums recorded by anyone ever. Buggin' out buggin' out buggin' out ya buggin' out. Check the RHIME y'all! What a great weekend. Really. I'm out for now but I'll be back...stay fly....